“Dad, it’s like BYU fans are like the people you would have us go to their house for a few hours while you had to go do something. Like you know you can count on them.

Utah fans are like the people screwing up on our order at McDonald’s.”

“Like at school a lot of times the BYU fans admit that Utah is good in football… but the Utah fans just say BYU sucks ….even when we’re beating Kansas.”