For her daily swig runs, but, that's neither here nor there. I've seen a lot in my days as uno doctoro, but you are never gonna believe what I just saw. This dude with hair curling off his ears shows up, hobbling in with tears streaming down his face and a limp in his walk. My nurse triages him into low acuity, so he sat in the waiting room for 3 hours. Finally, I go into see him and he said he has a burrito stuck up his anus and can't quite get it to come out.

I ask how he knows that it is the burrito that is stuck, considering all the possible intestinal malabsorption etiologies that would explain how a burrito is stuck in the rectal vault, and he then tells me this crazy tale about how he was eating his burrito in the shower when he slipped on the shampoo, the burrito fell out of his hand, and wouldn't you know it, he landed on the burrito and it went straight up the tubes, no lube needed.

Since this is a family oriented page, I can't post the picture, but, let's just say, big burrito, small anus, I had to get creative with the extraction. What I did find was shocking, during the colonoscopy after I extracted the burrito, I noticed he had a stretch Y tattooed in his rectal vault.

I think he will never forget Sept 21.