Some of you like ASU for weird proximity to Utah/Mormon reasons that are dumb

or you actually think Phoenix is a nice place to live and not a burning hot city full of retirees that wanted a preview of what their next destination will feel like,

Or you like how their city is so ugly they have to decorate their freeways with weird rock pictures,

or you feel solidarity with ASU because you have a similar type of “disease” as many of them

ASU are devils, so if you feel good about rooting for literally Satan,
be my guest,

but as for me and my house, which is just me, I will root against the catctus Utes.