Seven Brothers is fine; I'm not here to discourage anyone from eating there. I've eaten there several times.

But it's a fine burger, not a great one.

It's great to people who eat a lot of fast food burgers, or Chilis, or places like that. Against those burgers, sure, it's great.

But against the great burgers this country has to offer (even in Utah, and maybe even in Provo)? Nah, it's just another commodity burger.

So if someone asks a recommendation here for a great burger in Utah County, and someone else suggests Seven Brothers, I know that person is not a reliable source, and now you should know that, too.

And since this is Cougarboard, someone inevitably will respond by saying, "No, axtually, 7 Brothers is AWESOME." Well, you just told on yourself, so go right ahead.