is tacked on teacher’s bulletin board:

“I am sorry to say that this week’s assignments will not be attending the grading party. They have sadly passed away. They were lost in the backpack and, when found, they had drowned in the Sea of Water Bottle. It was truly a sad event. The innocent assignments only wanted to feel the caress of the water for themselves. When this happened, their ink disappeared and they became soggy blobs. All who witnessed the event will now be in therapy for life.”

I don’t know how she (must be female based on handwriting) is doing in this math class but I bet she is doing very well in creative writing.