gets in the ring, and it causes the business part of his brain that is only there for a $20 million paycheck to turn off and the actually insane part of his brain turns on, and he does actual permanent damage to Paul instead.

Doubt that is what will happen, but it’s worth rooting for. The idea of some blowhard Gen z influencer beating Mike Tyson in a boxing match and then talking about it on some stupid podcast seems bad for the culture.