1. And it came to pass that the CFP Committee repented of that which they had done last week by ranking BYU so low despite their undefeated record and victories over ranked teams.
2. And it came to pass that they repented, but not all, for they continued to give no respect to SMU, who also beat ranked teams, and their lone loss was to the number #6 team in the nation.
3. Yea, there was weeping and gnashing of teeth in the land of Dallas.
4. For they knew the CFP Committee saw Miami, with their fine twined linens, their haughtiness, their whoredomes, and their secret combinations, as more desirable than the Mustangs, with their corse manner of clothing.
5. Yea, they were despised by many, even from the time they were cast out in the year One Thousand, Nine Hundred, and Eighty Seven.