You know what he's saying there is:

'We gifted you guys with our amazing program and graced you with our 2 Rose Bowl losses and multiple 4 loss miracle seasons. But because we lost to a team that we won't say the name of, and who is turning the tide now that we're on equal footing, we REALLY want to take our ball and go home, because THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT A BLUE BLOOD PROGRAM. AND...I'm going to call the commissioner to tell him how lucky he is that we still want to be a part of this Truck Stop Conference.'