been eating. Even if they're already doublestuffs, even if they're the goofy new megastuff ones. Pull off and eat one cracker, get another cookie, pull off and eat one cracker, then put the two filling'd sides together. The more I think about it, the creepier it feels to me to pick up an Oreo and just...bite into it. 😳

What this has to do with beating Utah?

FINISH THEM LIKE I FINISH A PACK OF COOKIES!