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Nov 1, 2024
1:13:11pm
Clark Addison All-American
One of the great life skills that Next Door comment sections have taught me is to identify the myriad number of ways
that burglars case neighborhoods.

Car driving slowly down the street and back? That is a burglar casing the neighborhood.

Unknown car parked on the street? Burglar casing the neighborhood.

Sales person? Burglar casing the neighborhood.

Someone I don't recognize walking around the neighborhood? Especially if he's... well, you know. Burglar casing the neighborhood.

Kids playing ding dong ditch? Burglars casing the neighborhood and/or a sure sign of societal decay.

For a neighborhood that has a home professionally burglarized once every year or two, we have an absolutely insane number of burglars casing houses on a daily basis.
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