I don't like Utah. In fact, I hate them. I hate everything about them. I hate their program, their fans. I hate everything.

I hate Utah. I am not just annoyed by Utah, I don’t just dislike Utah. I hate them. And like Max said, that extends to everything, including their fans, their program, by extension the entire school.

A family member goes to Utah? Then I hate them. I will not root for them to succeed in a single part of their life. They are scum. They are no longer a part of my life. They play on an Utah team? My goodness, I hope they are the worst player of all-time. I do not wish an ounce of success on them.

A Utah resume comes across my desk? Thrown straight into the trash. I do not associate with that school, or their graduates, or want anything to do with them. By giving their graduates a job, I would help lift them up. They don’t deserve it. I hope they are destitute.

A professional athlete either went to Utah or is a fan of their school? I hope they fail. I hate them. I do not wish an ounce of success on them, no matter if they are from my state or my community. I am embarrassed to be represented by them. I will root for their opposition. No self-respecting Cougar fan could chose to do otherwise. Alex Smith, Tony Finau, Eric Weddle, Ted Bundy, Dalton Kincaid. These men are scum. I hate them.



GO COUGARS. BEAT UTAH.