morgan scalley for being such a good guy and a good solid example to all young men across the earth and just to wish him good luck in a couple of weeks. My guess is that he won’t be the utah head coach for long on account of being called to the quorum of the 12 at an extremely young age, so I want him to know how beloved he truly is.

Here is the issue. I want this to be the most amazing gift basket, so I think I am going to start taking donations to make this thing great. I also think it would be meaningful to include some real personal stories from you on how me has touched your life. So if you want to send me those stories I will print them out on really nice paper and either include them in the gift basket, or I may get Elder Uchdorf or Rasband or someone to personally give him those messages in a super nice 3 ring binder. It may also be cool to give him his personalized family history at the same time with a list of folks who are willing to drop everything and do the temple work for whoever he wants whenever he wants with just a phone call (or even a text message).

Also, does anyone have any contacts at the Tabernacle choir? And also access to a talented songwriter? I was thinking it would be super moving to have a special hymn written for him and then performed personally for him by the choir. We could then use those same connections to have the angel Moroni taken down from any temple of of morgans choosing and then inscribe that hymn onto the trumpet of the angel and the remounted back on the temple, pointing the trumpet towards rice eccles of course.

And if anyone knows Obama it may be cool to have them meet and morgan can shake his hand and thank him for being the first black president.

End of the day though, just let me know how much you want to donate.