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Oct 21, 2024
11:27:03am
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AT 7-0 and going to a bowl and led by our QB Jake "Mazel Tov" Retzlaff with a 145.3 Pass Efficiency rating (44th in the
NATION!) it is time to say it. All of you Eeyores that like to call out poor QB play from 2023, call yourself realists, you aren't, you are weak sauce. You're chicken little. And if you are bald-Grow up hair. Take an emotional risk. The overwhelming negativity over the summer was too much. Fire the coaches every day. Statistically (and accurately) the worst QB efficiency at BYU in 50 years. Sheesh.

Hopefully soon, after some chest hairs are grown, we can stop obsessing over Utah and concentrate on our teams. Yewts suck and they don't matter. (I'm afraid to say "Utes") Don't let them live in your heads rent free (cause I sure don't)

Next summer, when you are stressing over how we will have a bad QB or carrying on like a little brother to the team up north (and I'm afraid to say "Utah" but I don't need to grow a pair), if you have those thoughts, keep them to yourself. But also PLEASE don't expose yourself-that's gross and likely a crime. Your call.
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