Walking with my two young children in parking lot at Best Buy.

I heard two people yelling at each other from their vehicles. I’m paraphrasing here…

Guy #1) something like …”slow down (expletive) Go get your liquor from the liquor store you loser.”

Guy #2) “blah blah I’m tough guy. Say something to my face (expletive)…Blah blah blah.”

They drive away from each other.

I look at the truck #2 as he leaves and notice a very familiar plate with delicate arch.

I facepalm, dude NOT representing my home state well.

I keep watching and sure enough he parks at the liquor store.

I start thinking…

1) tough guy
2) belligerent
3) Utah plates
4) liquor store

Only one thing missing…

Me: “kids we are walking over to the that liquor store to check for a very specific bumper sticker.”

To my surprise there were no bumper stickers!

I did catch him walking out though.

I unfortunately chickened out but did want to say…”Go Utes!”