A man who is late for work gets pulled over for speeding. The officer comes to the window and asks for license and registration.

The driver answers, "Well, Sir. I'm sorry. This is a stolen car.”

The officer is surprised. “Is that so? I need to know if there are any weapons in the vehicle.”

The driver replies, “I believe there is a gun in the glove compartment.”

The officer is alarmed. “Sir, I need you to step out of the vehicle with your hands on your head. Is anything else I need to know?”

The driver says, "Officer, I guess I should tell you now that there’s a dead body in the trunk.”

The officer stops and calls for backup while the driver waits by the police cruiser. Another officer shows up and searches the vehicle.

When the second officer finishes the search, he approaches the driver and says “Sir, I am trying to understand what the story is here. My fellow officer said the vehicle was stolen but this vehicle is registered to you. He also said there was a weapon in the glove compartment and a body in the trunk but I didn’t find anything.”

The driver then spits and says, “Yeah, and I bet that dirty cop told you I was speeding, too!”