I have lost my man card.
This happened yesterday.
Just now:
Wife: what are you writing?
Me: My wife- hands me milk jug: can you open this, it's ok if you can't.
Wife: It wasn't about whether you can open a milk jug. It was about the jug being bent at the top. Of course you can open a milk jug. That's ridiculousness.
So, is my wife about to leave me. Just trying to prepare myself. Thanks