'Twas two nights before Baylor, and Cougar fans beamed,
Four wins in the bag, the Playoff they dreamed.

"Even Santa’s on board!" they cried with a grin,
"He's trading his sleigh for a Cougar win!"

They’re fired up and ready, despite midday plight—
The Cougs will stay hot, though they don’t play at night!

(This poem and pictures were AI, it's true,
No human this clever, just algorithms for you!)