To be more precise, a Facebook page I manage got invited. Here's the conversation so far (through Facebook Messenger):
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The Illuminati: Illuminati invitation!!! Based on the membership criterion of the Illuminati, we find you are of great interest in possession of a good mastery of manual dexterity and academic proficiency. With this, we look at you as the class that will be the platform for which you stand to meet the wealthy people who can raise you to wealth, power, fame and glory. I strongly recommend that you join us in the Illuminati. Joining us you become wealthy and live the life you desire. Do you accept the offer?

Me: Is this how it works? I always wondered! Sure! Sign me up! When's the next meeting?

The Illuminati: You are highly welcome🔺 First what’s your name and where are you from?

Me: This is a test, right? Ha ha. Surely a secret organization that has infiltrated every corner of world society already knows all about me! A couple questions: I get a salary for being a member right? Do I have to buy my own robes? Is travel to the secret meetings paid for? Thanks in advance!

The Illuminati: What’s your name and where are you from?

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I'm starting to think English isn't the first language of the person I'm communicating with, which isn't too surprising for a worldwide organization. I can't wait to find out what's really up with UFOs and who really killed Kennedy. Naturally I'll share what I learn here on CB.