I once worked with a wonderful guy named Penisimani.. we all called him Ben.

We were catching a flight for work and he was being called up to the front desk to be upgraded to First Class. The flight attendant dude started saying his name over the loud speaker, stopped, turned to other flight attendant guy and said loud enough that we could all hear...I think we're being punked.

Ben let out a big sigh... and headed up to the desk to let them know that was indeed his name.