I just gave it some of the fat trimmings instead of throwing them in the trash. It ate them and is now barking at me incessantly to let it inside.
It’s like that awkward kid who has a crush on you. You try to be nice because that’s the right thing to do, and then they read way to much into and completely misunderstand their place in the relationship.
Except that kid lives on your property, pees/poops/chews on everything and wants to move in with you permanently.