The doctor asked him a few questions and was very puzzled by the symptoms the Wyoming was describing.
"We'll need to do a lot of tests," the doctor said. "I'll need a blood sample, a urine sample, a stool sample, and a semen sample to get this all figured out."
The Wyoming Cowboy fan ripped off his underwear and threw them at the doctor. "Everything you need should be in there. Give me a call when you get it all figured out - I gotta get back to the sheep..."