Took my little Weiner dog on a quick walk to a park last night after work and we passed a pit bull walking with its owner. Since their dog probably outweighed mine by 15x I said a stupid joke out loud to my dog as we passed. “Wow, that guy could probably eat you in one bite!” The owner of the pit bull immediately went “hey hey hey this big baby would never!”

I kind of just walked away awkwardly knowing full well my dog might as well of been a Vienna sausage if their dog wasn’t on a leash.