are some of the worst in the history of the company, but I astutely pointed out that my team is winning since my co-worker had a stellar past year. I asked him "why in the world would you even think of disrupting a winning team? Stop drinking pickle juice after a win!!"

He blinked at me, mentioned something about video, looked confused, and at least for now I still have a job.

Never forget, fellas, it's all about team.